
Personally, I'd choose PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4

- You were a PIRATE once.
- No, I was a smuggler.
Game of Thrones Season 4, Episode 3

Like the PIRATE who helps
the other PIRATEs connect to the Internet.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 12

- Mind your words, PIRATE.
- Matthos.
Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 2

I'm a PIRATE.
Game of Thrones Season 3, Episode 1